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F1: F1 records update: Spa by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
3rd Sep 2012
So, no real changes on the F1 records front at Spa then.

That fucking arse Romain Fatjohn! A totally pointless jink across the track off the start, and pouff! Fernando Alonshole's chance to equal (and hence beat, thanks to the unique way in which dotdotdotcomma's F1 Records are calculated) Michael Shitparker's record of 24 consecutive points finishes. Bastards. Both of them.

The fact that Bunsen Jet-On won from pole, and an unlikely You're No Senna got fastèst lap, means that little has changed in the Spa Trackmeister stakes. But with the deity-of-your-choice-given return of Kimi Comebackkonen we're three years closer to somebody potentially toppling Shitparker from his record of wins here.

And the pointy-chinned German of course continues inexorably to increase his tally of points and points finishes. Here's hoping that just for once Bernie Ecclescake does actually know something we don't, and Shitparker is going to retire.

Spa? Bah!

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