Hold onto your hats, folks, as Jar-Jar Allen might say,* it looks like one of Michael Who?macherSCHUMACHER, MICHAEL
 Michael expresses his remorse at having dangerously forced a rival off the track. Again. When he wasn't driving people off the road, ramming other cars, parking in the middle of the track or trying to punch David Coulthard, Michael Schumacher displayed a dazzling talent for finding new ways to disadvatage his team-mate. We're being slightly churlish, of course, but Schumacher's reputation as a driver will forever be coloured by the unsporting manner in which he raced. His first break in F1 came with Jordan at Spa in 1991 and his second with Ferrari at Silverstone in 1999, when he fractured a leg crashing at Stowe. His final F1 drive through the field at Interlagos was a reminder of what his legacy could have been if he hadn't been quite so ready to tarnish it quite so frequently. The wanker.
Of course, the record in question (most consecutive race wins) is, in fact, shared between Who?Me? and the really quite literally legendary nAlberto nAscari, a driver who, for a brief moment in 1953 held pretty much as many F1 records (according to our exclusive data) as Who?Me? ever has done, and he did it racing against Juan Manual Transmission, in F1 records terms, frankly, the greatest racing driver Argentina, and, indeed, the world, has ever known.
* especially now that he is so losing his previously luxuriant bouffant.
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