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F1: Arrivabuses insisted 2015 Ferrarsi designed to suit Kimi by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
29th Apr 2015
Ferrarsi team principal Maurizio Arrivabuses says he asked the cruderia's design team to build a 2015 Formula 1 car that would suit Kimberli Clarkkinen.

The 35-year-old Flying Finn™ endured the worst season of his F1 career in 2014 - a career that had included a season with Sober.

Raikkonen, who was Ferrari's last world champion back in 2007, found the F14T - the car with the codename that cunningly looks like the word "flat" - did not suit his driving style, but has been much happier with the this year's car and scored his first podium since the 2013 Korean Grand Prix last time out in Bahrain.

The Ferrarsi F15T - whose codename is much more, ahem, thrusting - now sports a pit-to-car radio that the driver can either turn off entirely or flick a switch that converts normal speech into indecipherable mumbling. Other features include a mini-bar and a driver air-bag in the shape of a dolphin. In all other respects it is just like every other Ferrarsi F1 car of the modern era in that it is (a) red, and (2) ugly as fuck.

Can any of our reader think of any other ways in which Kimi's Ferrarsi might have been designed to meet his particular needs? Let us know by twerking us on @dotdotdotcomma using the hashbrown #F15Ting4Kimi.

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