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F1: Clarkkinen 'very positive' after test by Virgil Ellipse
26th Jan 2012
F1 returnee Kimberli Clarkkinen has said that after his two-day re-acclimatisation test in Valencia, he has been left feeling 'very positive'.

It is understood that the Finn accidentally touched one of the live terminals of a fully-charged KERS battery and is waiting for the sensation to wear off.

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