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F1: Faustussen: 2008 already in the past by Virgil Ellipse
12th Jan 2009
Kimi Faustussen has said that as far as he is concerned 2008 is history, as he aims to bounce back and fight for the title again this year.

When asked, the Finn's publicist explained that the remark would be clarified slightly by understanding that Kimi was unaware he was already two weeks into 2009 because he'd only just come round from what was apparently a New Year's Eve celebration of truly heroic proportions.

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