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F1: Fag merchants weedle way into F1 again by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
19th Feb 2009
Do it. You know you want to.
Do it. You know you want to.
With just 38 days, 9 hours, 55 minutes and 15 seconds to go to the eagerly anticipated start of the 2009 Formula 1 season, those heinous pushers of narcotics the cigarette manufacturers have hit advertising gold with a subtle campaign aimed at getting around the incomprehensibly tortuous tobacco sponsorship rules that have deprived modern Formula 1 of some of its classic liveries.*

The subliminal message is delivered to impressionable motorsport fans through a weather forecast facility, in doing so even managing to find its way onto these hallowed pages, and simply exhorts readers to "smoke".

What will they think of next?



* Although not, of course, the Marlboro Ferrarsi livery, which appears to be exempt for some reason.

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