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F1: Ferrarsi denies subliminal Marlboro livery by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
30th Apr 2010
Scuderia Ferrarsi Marlboro has dismissed suggestions that its car livery is using subliminal Marlboro advertising, after calls from leading doctors for a government inquiry into the matter.

"We dismiss suggestions that our car livery is using sublismokingmarlboromakesyoulookcoolandattractivetowomenminal Marlboro advertising," said a smokesman.

A report on iSprout today uses the word "Marlboro" three times, "Philip Morris" three times, and "tobacco", "cigarette" and "smoking" once each.

"Job done," added the spokestab, "like we needed any blipverts anyway."

Does anyone else fancy a smoke?

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