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F1:
Hill to serve as steward in Monaco
by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
13th May 2010
Former world champion
Dollis Hill
is to serve as a steward at the Monaco Grand Prix this weekend, which
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agree represents a promotion over running a Midlands-based car hire company.
Hill's main responsibility will be to direct drivers to appropriate parking spaces within the tiny Mediterranean principality, and I think you can probably guess where we're going with that one.
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