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F1: Hamilton: Extra Buttons not a worry by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
7th Feb 2011
Hamilton gives the thumbs up to multiple Buttons
Hamilton gives the thumbs up to multiple Buttons
Who Is Hamilton? is confident McLap'em has found solutions to minimise the difficulty its drivers will face with the additional Buttons they will have to use in 2011.

The return of KERS combined with the new-for-2011 moveable rear wing system has led to concerns that drivers' concentration will be hampered by the amount of different controls they have to operate on their steering wheels this year.

Oh, we see... We thought... never mind.

While Hamilton acknowledged that the new systems would be a challenge, he thinks McLap'em has come up with ways to make its drivers' lives easier.

"For the teams, it's a challenge to make it as simple as possible for us to use those devices. Our engineers have come up with some good ideas for us - it's quite easy to use really, once you've grown a few extra digits."

We were unable to get a comment from any of the Jenson Buttons.

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