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F1: Kubica injures leg in fall by Virgil Ellipse
12th Jan 2012
Rubiks Kubica has injured his leg in a fall, with some sources suggesting that he has reopened a fracture sustained in his rally accident last year.

Adrenaline junkie Kubica was badly injured when he crashed during a rally he was competing in to stop himself getting bored over the winter following the 2010 F1 season. He has since undergone several operations and been repeatedly told to rest to aid his recovery.

It is understood that Kubica fell off a unicycle he was riding across a tightrope over a river full of crocodiles while juggling chainsaws.

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