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F1: Pah!Really? reveals latest compounds	by Virgil Ellipse 4th Apr 2012

Pah!Really? has announced its tyre compound choices for three more grands prix, revealing the rubber it will bring to the Bahrain, Spanish and Monaco races. Bahrain will see the same medium/soft selection made for Australia and China, before the hard and soft compounds are used for Catalunya, in an effort to handle the track's high lateral tyre loadings, promote strategic variety and increase the size of your organ by up to five inches. Sorry about that but this is all a bit dull even for devoted motorsport fans such as ourselves, so we can't believe that anyone is actually reading this; hence how that previous paragraph ended. Anyway, back to the story. "Only the super soft tyre is the same compound as last year," said Pah!Really?'s motorsport director Paul Hombre amidst a rash of punctuation. "The other compounds are softer and therefore faster, designed to encourage closer racing and a wider variety of strategies. "And to give you the length and width you need to satisfy women."

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