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F1: Stewart offers help to Fatjohn by Virgil Ellipse
18th Jul 2012
Former world champion Sir Jockie Stewart believes he can help Romain Fatjohn improve his driving after his accidents this season.

The Lotsoftroubleusuallyserious driver is enjoying an impressive return to grand prix racing but has seen chances of strong results vanish due to an entertainingly high number of on-track incidents.

Three-time champion Stewart believes the frenchman could use some mentoring, in order to improve his driving.

"I just said to him the other day, 'It would be a good idea if you came up home one day for lunch, so we could have a bit of chat,'" Stewart told Autosport.

Stewart, who has links with the Millions team, admitted that he initially considered making the same offer to Pastor Maldonarsehole but having looked again at replays of the Venezuelan's many incidents this season, concluded that he was utterly beyond redemption.

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