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F1: Bunsen Jet-on burgled on holiday by Virgil Ellipse
7th Aug 2015
Bunsen Jet-on and his wife Jessica are said to be "unsurprisingly shaken" after their Saint-Tropez villa was burgled.

The couple had been holidaying with friends at a rented villa in the french resort when thieves broke into the property and stole a number of belongings while everyone was asleep.

Among the items taken was the engagement ring that Jet-on gave Jessica in 2014, when he was on £12m a year at McLap'em. The ring, which police say is insured for around £250,000, has huge sentimental value and Jessica is said to be extremely upset, particularly after learning how far its value is from the traditional "one month's salary".

It is understood that the thieves also made off with a necklace, some earrings and a Gucci sunglasses case, which Jessica uses as a handy travel container for her entire collection of underwear. Honestly, she'll catch her death, that one.

The thieves had attempted to steal Jet-on's McLap'em 540C road car, fitted with a prototype Unda power unit, but the engine shut down after 500 yards and the thieves abandoned the car to continue their getaway on foot, keeping their balaclavas on to avoid having to talk to the press about how disappointing their season has been.

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